Today we'd like to welcome John DeSantis into the Ralph fold. John will be with us on our upcoming album and any subsequent live shows that take place. To be honest we really liked that monkey from "Grandma's Boy" but apparently he was unavailable.
John is a drummer.... technically...if you count banging a paint brush against a five gallon drum once, then he's definitely a drummer. Adding him to this train wreck makes sense. In the same way getting your wang caught in your zipper makes sense.
This marks a new chapter for us and we are extremely excited to hit the studio in April. The studio may not be as happy but who cares what a studio thinks...